[mkmensinger]

He’s so fat, when he got a flesh-eating disease, the doctors gave him 99 years to live.

[bagster]

He's so fat, he was standing alone a cop gave him a citation for not social distancing.

[spokeshave]

He’s so fat, when he got a flesh-eating disease, the doctors gave him 99 years to live.

Even has his own song:

Mr 5 by 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nEOeWxlxT0