Florida woman attacked her boyfriend with a hamburger, police say Crime News Florida woman attacked her boyfriend with a hamburger, police say

NY Daily News ^ | 6/4/2020 | Brian Niemietz

[dfwgator]

Look, look, look, Mr Knowall. The 16-ton weight is just _one way_ of dealing with a raspberry killer. There are millions of others!

[SunkenCiv]

Tanya Cordero, 47, denied that she’d “smashed hamburger” into the alleged victim’s face

How to Make SMASH BURGER PATTIES at Home

[a fool in paradise]

Did it have mayonnaise on it? Gah!!!

[GnuThere]

Hmm, this is a tough one, no pun intended.
But if he got hamburger in his ear I suspect it was undercooked, thus violating food safety laws. Guilty!

[a fool in paradise]

No sir, he didn’t have no condoms or mints

[GnuThere]

I thought of that scene.
It’s the best ever!

[MuttTheHoople]

what say ye?

[GnuThere]

She/it looks contemplative, as if “Hmm, did I choose the wrong ear?”
“Did he want cheese?”

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I say she looks like someone who would hit another person with a hamburger, or worse.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Thanks for posting. I needed a laugh!

[Flick Lives]

Florida Man + Florida Woman + Florida Man’s Mama + trailer + hamburger = trouble

[Equine1952]

It also answers the age old question. “You having it here or is this take out”?

[Flick Lives]

Was the meat patty still frozen?
Some would call that a weaponized patty.

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A WMD or Wendy’s of Mass Destruction

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

But I’m guessing she didn’t say, “Have it your way.”

[Dr. Sivana]

Gee, the worst I ever had happen to me was having had a New York Italian-American girlfriend who threw a ham sandwich at me.

[MinuteGal]

"Florida Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Hamburger, Police Say"

Lettuce all rejoice to see the cops catsup with this dangerous woman. I relish the idea that cheese in a pickle and mayo may not have to do time.

If the law knows how to cut the mustard, cheese probably being grilled as we speak.

Bun appetit !

Leni

[Dr. Sivana]

*Special sauce, lettuce/cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun?

No onions; that is significant.

[redshawk]

I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today. ....

The Florida Man is lucky it wasn’t a Royale with cheese. ..or for that matter. ...a double cheese burger. ..

[Deaf Smith]

That would have been a Whopper.

[cpdiii]

A Florida woman who reportedly spent three months in jail for battering her boyfriend in October attacked the man with a hamburger Monday night, according to a Pinellas County arrest affidavit

Hell! in South Louisiana in the past, we just called that foreplay!

In all seriousness, the police are called for many things that are not necessary. A hamburger in my ear would be amusing but strange. The cops, and most of them are really the good guys, have a lot of real things to deal with. The do not need to deal with a bit of hamburger in the ear.

A 40 S&W in the ear needs the cops, a coroner and a clean up crew. Hamburgers not so much need of officialdom.