[AllAmericanGirl44]

But you seem to have forgotten the /s moniker. Go look

[Psalm 73]

HA! I thought you were objecting to THIS:

"You're thinking of Marissa Tomei. I know, all Italians look the same...."
/sarc

The "Milano cookie fortune" was a sideways Seinfeld reference - it's the Dennis Miller part of me, can't help it...