Couples should wear face masks during sex, new study insists

NY Post ^

[rlmorel]

I have long thought it, but things like this confirm to me that this is something the Left enjoys-just trying with each proclamation to be more and more outlandish in their control of people.

LEFTIST-1: Hey! The actually did that! People are putting masks on to have sex! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

LEFTIST-2: Wow! No kidding! How about this? We tell them that they have to only have two points touching the bed, like the shoulder and the hip!

LEFTIST-3: No! No! How about if we tell them that to be safe, they have to have both of their heads inside a gerbil cage!

LEFTIST-1: Hahaha! No, that won't work, nobody has two gerbil cages. How about having their heads inside an Amazon delivery box?

LEFTIST-2: With no eye holes or mouth holes!!!!

LEFTIST-3: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't breathe here!

[ChildOfThe60s]

I have only acquiesced to wearing a mask in one instance. I had to have cataract surgery and it was required if I wanted to get the surgery.

I refuse to get a haircut until I can go into the salon where I normally go and not be asked or told to wear a mask. I don’t like to see old men with ponytails but I will be one if that’s what it takes. I’m well on my way unfortunately LOL

[entropy12]

The smartest choice any young woman can make is work hard in developing a career requiring serious skills. Once you become independent financially, it opens up a huge set of options. That is what I tried to teach my 2 daughters. And am thrilled to see one is a full fledged lawyer and other is coordinating cancer drug trials for a large hospital with a degree in biology.

[bgill]

As many hook ups college kids have, they need a full body hazmat suit.

[Uncle Miltie]

**** That!

[hal ogen]

The “researcher says people should avoid “...any oral-to-anal act or anything else that involves semen or urine...” Does this “researcher” want to take away all the fun in life? Just askin’ for a friend...

[bagster]

[Pollster1]

Safe sex during the coronavirus pandemic . . . you should avoid kissing . . . and anything . . . that involves semen.

I won't even ask.

[GOPJ]

Also, people with large noses are MORE likely to get big hits of the virus when they breath in...

[shotgun]

3 bagger...

2 for her, and 1 for you in case both of her’s falls off..

[bobby.223]

Sorry, nothing for you Monica so you just get your young little tail back down there and do your thing.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Honestly, will ANYBODY believe it and comply? I rather doubt it.

[ontap]

I agree....just cut a hole for the french kissing!!!

[Jan_Sobieski]

Have you seen the people driving cars and walking around their home in masks? It’s crazy how many people are doing this!

[Buckeye McFrog]

I suspect Dr. Fauci will be holding a two-hour town hall about this on CNN this weekend.

[Deplorable American1776]

I thought it was the Babylon Bee... 😋

[DFG]

[Raycpa]

One bag or two?

[Albion Wilde]

So, not so much “couples” should wear masks as it is “hook-ups” who should.

[Reynoldo]

I think the idea of a mask is to prevent mini-droplets of sneezing/breathing liquids from being exchanged.

I don’t know if there is any porous filter that can stop something the size of a virus.