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I’m taking a risk in veering off course, but I hope that you all get a kick out of this song parody. I’ve taken a song (Black Cow) from one of my favorite all time groups Steely Dan, apologies to Messrs. Fagen and Becker.
Ode to a potential VP:
Georgia Peach
Caught my eye
I saw you at Biden’s
You were very wide
You were wide
It was a cryin’ disgrace
They saw your face
In the camera
By your feed tray
Was a group of handlers
And your co-morbidities
All of these
Surely will screen out the sorrow
But where are you tomorrow
I can’t cry anymore
While you stomp around
Break away
Just when it
Seems so clear
That it’s
Over now
You’re big black cow
And get out of here
Down to K Street
There you go
Lookin’ so outrageous
And they tell you so
You should know
How all the pros play the game
You change your name
Like Di Blasio
On the run
You will stagger on
To your devious fun
I’m the one
Who must make everything right
I’ll be forging votes till daylight
I don’t care anymore
Why you stomp around
Break away
Just when it
Seems so clear
That it’s
Over now
You’re a big black cow
Now get out of here!
Also, if someone could make a meme of the Hillary campaign button, “I’m with her”, and change the “her” to “heifer”, I’d love to see how it comes out.