[spokeshave]

A new one to add to the “World’s Worst Jobs” list. Hitler’s sperm harvester.

What...you didn’t think he would perform this menial task himself!?

Deserves a Video

"Hitler discovers the sperm bank refrigerator was unplugged"

Or:

Hitler discovers his samples were sent to the veterinary sperm bank.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

And, he will end the video by pointing at the big burly colonel and telling him, “Get busy! I need a new supply.”