Hey, hey, watch who you are calling Lizard People.
My eyes fit this description.
If you’re sure your flesh hasn’t been invaded by a reptile, no unexplained scars or lost time, you’re probably ok. ;-)
It is known that lizard people are unaware of their true nature until they achieve the quickening. At times, this may not take place until late in life, and sometimes not at all.
The ways of the lizard are not our own, and strange.
Please keep your distance, madam.
*a wary eye*