a.) You gotta learn when to take me serious and when not. My head will not explode from the dumbness. My head is rock solid. That statement did, however, allow me to explain the dumbness of the subject at hand.
b.) I graduated from the 'do as I say, not as I do' school of thought.
c.) I will NEVER shut up. And when told to, I will shut up less.

Who would DARE argue with THAT?!?!?!
Keep up the good Gung Fu. Feel free to sprinkle in more churlishness for good measure.
LOL. Here’s the conversation:
Bagster says to self, self-shut up before yer head explodes.
Bagster replies to self -I will never shut up-I’ll talk more.
Bagster says to self-do as I say.
Bagster replies to self-No I’ll do as I do. Spits and repeats.
LOL.
I know I’m far behind, “shut up less”?
Where do you get this Shiite ?
Love it !