It has a Dr Seussian vibe.
This is the best I could do on short notice. (Hat tip to friend for the phrase “bitch babies”)
“Nothing’s happening” the bitch babies whine
“Trump is so stupid, he hired derp swine”
“Yawn, wake me if arrests ever start”
“I am Jack Black, just look at my chart”
It’s all doom and gloom from sunset til sunrise
They can’t see the truth smack dab in their eyes
They must like status quo, they cling to it like ticks
They’re invested in misery as though impaled on a stick
It has a Dr Seussian vibe.
For a nominee to helm the U.S. government’s intelligence apparatus, Rep. John Ratcliffe (R-Texas) draws on some unusual sources of information.
Ratcliffe’s official, verified campaign Twitter account follows several accounts on the political fringe, including a 9/11 truther account with just one follower besides himself and four promoting the outlandish QAnon conspiracy theory, which posits that the world is run by a cabal of Democratic pedophile-cannibals—and has been ruled a potential source of domestic terrorism by the FBI.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/john-ratcliffe-trumps-pick-for-intelligence-chief-follows-a-slew-of-qanon-accounts?via=twitter_page
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Oh noes! They’re on to us!
But seriously, how many subtle connections to Q does it take to convince the sleepers!?! The Intelligence Chief would be completely vetted. A security clearance investigation would reveal this and he’d be toast! Unless...
May The 4th Be With You! pic.twitter.com/TdFY5ojlgN— Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) (@TeamTrump) May 4, 2020
This is a MUST SEE!!!!