[bagster]

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.
~Sun Tzu

"Nothing's happening".

"Wake me when they arrest somebody".

"Durham and Barr are deep state".

"Where are the indictments? ".

"I'm Jack Black look at my chart".

[little jeremiah]

HAHAH I bet that could be made into a poem with rhyme and meter and everything.

[little jeremiah]

This is the best I could do on short notice. (Hat tip to friend for the phrase “bitch babies”)

“Nothing’s happening” the bitch babies whine
“Trump is so stupid, he hired derp swine”
“Yawn, wake me if arrests ever start”
“I am Jack Black, just look at my chart”

It’s all doom and gloom from sunset til sunrise
They can’t see the truth smack dab in their eyes
They must like status quo, they cling to it like ticks
They’re invested in misery as though impaled on a stick

[ichabod1]

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
~Sun Tzu

I liken it to the rope-a-dope strategy that the great Mohammed Ali used to defeat Joe Frazier back in 1971. He kept letting himself be driven into the ropes, but avoiding any serious blows, causing Frazier to use all his energy swinging at air. Then late in the fight, heah come Mohammed Ali, mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm and knock that Joe Frazier in he haid TKO to Missa Mohammed Ali.