Q Anon: 05/01/20 Trust Trump's Plan ~ Vol.242, Q Day 917

qmap.pub ^ | 05/01/20 | FReepers and FReeQs, vanity

[TangoLimaSierra]

What’s up with the faces of those uniformed soldiers?

They are Photoshopped in. Look at their pants. All the same.

And they're not at attention. Legs apart. WTH?

[bitt]

and another haha

https://mobile.twitter.com/mad_liberals/status/1255988914260774913

[Steven W.]

It’s a couple years old fake ;)

[bagster]

I used to have a friend as a kid that liked to read comic books from back to front.

Was his name Mr. Mxyzptlk?

[bitt]

YOW!!

[TXBubba]

It’s a couple years old fake ;)

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Yeah, well at his age it is plausible. Just set me back with my son who I have been trying to red-pill. He looks up everything and now thinks I’m a nutter again. Great.

[Steven W.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/USBPChief/status/1256377450273136641

Chief Rodney Scott
@USBPChief

Border Security is National Security

Today, we completed a 15 mile section of border wall system in El Centro Sector that will provide much needed infrastructure to help USBP agents secure the border.

[Richard Kimball]

You had him confused with Kim Jong II.

He's not dead, either.

Another celebrity death hoax.

[WaltStuart]

Thanks. Spelling never has been my strength. In univ. I took weekly spelling tests. Studied hard. Made 100% on all the 10 weekly tests. Flunked the final spelling test. The prof just shook his head.

[peteypupperdoo]

“So it is a fake?! What? I just told my family he died.”

I think it’s fake... just tell them you confused him with Robert Conrad??

Besides... The Grim Reaper is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Petey

[Keflavik76]

 I didn't  know that Mr. Mxyzptlk was a thing.

The mischievous magical mite with a mouthful of a name, Mr. Mxyzptlk (pronounced Mix-yez-pitelick) first pestered the Man of Steel in Superman vol. 1 #30 (1944)

[Richard Kimball]

So it is a fake?! What? I just told my family he died.

Don't worry. You'll still have more credibility than CNN.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Fox has this weird Chinavirus dropdown bar, that goes up and down. Their site is unviewible.

I agree. I really get PO'd when I'm scrolling down to read the article and the drop-down covers part of the text.

Really stupid, Fox.

[TXBubba]

I sure hope so! I should have asked for the sauce before I told the family.

[bagster]

So there I was out beyond the trees, when I was overtaken by inspiration.

Check out my latest invention. It is to be played when discussing the derp lockdown of America. Used correctly, it can create a movement and change the course of a nation, nay, the world.

Feel free to use it (a nickel a pop, sent to BagsterMemes.com).

Don't forget to check out my blog.

#PimpinAintEasy

#RatedPG13

[bagster]

The only way to defeat him was to say his name backwards which sent him back to his own dimension.

#NerdKnowledge

[Typelouder]

I can't find anything about Chuck Norris dying but I did come across this:

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.

Sounds like he's doing okay to me.

[bagster]

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.

Hahahaha.

So it begins.

[flippyflea]

So far behind. Thank you ransomnote.

A caffeinated bagster could be fun.

[grey_whiskers]