[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Or you could just eat beans often and you system becomes accustom and you do not become windy.

Now for a poem.

Beans, Beans they're good for your heart
The more you eat....
The more they kick you off the air if you finish this poem.
Thank you.

[Buffalo Head]

The poem my Dad taught me over 70 years ago is:

Beans, beans, the musical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel Lets have beans every meal.