Flubros and Flubras! Day 42 (a place for Flubros and Flubras)

www.freerepublic.com ^ | 29 April 2020 | Impimp

[Skywise]

Oh BS.

Pneumonia always has heart attacks and strokes as a side effect as the lungs throw off clots. (Google it!)

You’re succumbing to mass hysteria by reporters who have just discovered that they’re not invulnerable to life!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

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[bagster]

I haven’t been pissed on by dead Americans in a while

Well, alright. C'mere.

But you owe me one.

[Skywise]

who’s exaggerating the virus here exactly?

[cweese]

"It causes micro embolisms, heart attacks, strokes, pneumonia, and various other dangerous conditions."

Yup. I've also heard it causes gunshot wounds and car crashes too.

[caww]

[Buckeye McFrog]

I don't think exaggeration (or mockery) helps anything.

I dunno. Kinda makes me feel a whole lot better.

In all seriousness though, THIS is a task that Pence and his Task Force should be focused on. Getting accurate, realistic info to the public on just what the risks of this virus are. And, what they are NOT. Cut through all the panic, fear, and BS propaganda and just lay out for us what the risks are.

Instead though we get Pence with Social Distancing infomercials, Scarves confusing us with charts, and Fauci running down the national morale.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Wait...doesn’t zombie urine cure something?
Eye of newt?

[bagster]

No. You don't f***ing need to test the bodies of people who die during a massive epidemic. The probabilities are quite high that the disease killed them.

The probalities are higher that the numbers are inflated to substantiate fear, panic, and to advance a political narrative and affect an election.

You're dumb.

And a sheep participating in it's own destruction.

#LemmingOffTheCliff

[bagster]

It's the Chuck Norris of viruses. It can survive intact, outdoors in sunlight, in 90+ degree heat, for 16 days in a row, be napalmed twice, and then jump a distance of 5 feet 11 inches into my cat and make his kidneys explode.

I don't know if you're aware, as it is forbidden to talk about, but it has mastered the five point palm exploding heart technique.

A very rare and deadly gung fu that very few flus are trained in.

#NorthWuhanTemple

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: No. You don’t f***ing need to test the bodies of people who die during a massive epidemic. The probabilities are quite high that the disease killed them. ::

Those probabilities you cite rank right up there with
“No. You don’t f***ing need to test the body. The probability is quite high that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide.”

[bagster]

I don't think exaggeration (or mockery) helps anything.

It serves to make you panicky little girl clowns look ridiculous. Which you are.

[Skywise]

That’s a poor analogy.

Those who want to close should close - those who want to stay open should open with whatever guidelines they feel comfortable with.

That’s called liberty.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Now...you are exaggerating.
https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3840351/posts?page=71#71

[Skywise]

I got better!

[bagster]

Now...you are exaggerating.

Is it better to exaggerate or mock.

I'm on the horns of a moral dilemma.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Famous last words, just before we hear the CLANG! of a shovel.

(Yes, I know I’m mixing movies)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: Is it better to exaggerate or mock. ::

Is it better to plain-text or meme?

[bagster]

Famous last words, just before we hear the CLANG! of a shovel.

Have you caughten the fearbro virus?

Stand away from me with your sickness, sir.

#IAmTheOmegaMan

[Skywise]

I feel like dancing!