Too fat to cross her legs.
Too fat to cross her legs.
Will the coffee be with hillary or with her body double that was trotted out on 9/11/16?
Is Hillary’s cut 95% ?
Too pickled, too!
I knew Sting was derp, but, Stewart, too?
Charity? Oh more money for the Clinton foundation like in Haiti.
Whatever pittance this raises will be a pit in the ocean compared to the TRILLIONS of largesse sprinkled across America by Congress.
Not surprised that Hillary wouldn’t pitch in for an Anmerican-focused charity.
SATIRE: Majority Of Americans Would Rather Risk COVID Death Than Endure Any More Lectures From Celebrities
Babylon Bee ^ | April 24, 2020 | Babylon Bee
Posted on 4/27/2020, 10:12:46 AM by gattaca
U.S.—A recent survey revealed that a majority of Americans are ready to get back to work. Even when asked if they realize that getting everybody back to work right now could increase deaths from COVID-19, most responded that they were willing to die if that’s what it took to end the nightly parade of self-important late show hosts scolding them all for needing money from the comfort of their fancy homes getting paid millions to shame-Skype America.
“It’s like when you accidentally FaceTime someone you really did not want to talk to. That’s what TV is like now,” said one participant in the survey who then begged for the COVID-19 virus to release him from another webcam Trevor Noah monologue.
Late show hosts are pushing for a longer quarantine period citing their preference to talk down to America on a laptop camera while wearing pajamas, not having to be around all the gross people who show up in live audiences and receiving the same sweet paycheck every week.
Like my longtime tagline says..........
As long as they don’t have to spend their own money.
I was going to say something sarcastic but then I realized my absolute idol Sting is in the group! I always wait patiently for his orders on how to live my life and don’t know what I’d do with his words of wisdom.
“If you’ve ever dreamed of having coffee with Hillary Clinton,...”
Dream or nightmare? A food tester provided?
Gotta say, recording a song with Sting would be awesome.
“Save Our Adrenochrome”.
French Revolution days.....
Other luminaries? Hillary Clinton? Patrick Stewart (okay, as a Star Trek fan, he is a good actor. Didn’t see Picard yet, since why should I pay?), Sting? Luminaries? If I could bid on 1 hour with Donald Trump, maybe I would bid.