I feel your pain.
I married an Italian girl once. Huge mistake.
If they ain't yellin', they ain't livin'.
Think Connie Corleone.
Oh come on, now, Italian girls are worth it...
And they can cook too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC1-tfdpqcM
;)
Sorry you two ended up with that kind of Italian woman! Should have went with ones like me and my family, northern Italian ladies who dont do the whole screaming bs.