[AllAmericanGirl44]

Sorry you two ended up with that kind of Italian woman! Should have went with ones like me and my family, northern Italian ladies who don’t do the whole screaming bs.

[bagster]

Oh, ko. Yea, she was Calabrese. You shoulda seen their dinner table.

Culture shock and a half, I'm tellin ya.

I got caught in the crossfire and almost got stabbed three times. Just kidding.

Or am I?