In before my shoe size. No, wait...
I nearly failed my 12th grade math because I hated thinking about negative numbers. Heck, Id stop at nothing to avoid them.
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I'm sure you don't realize most people hate math and physics jokes.
Nevertheless ... did you hear about the statistician who did a study of a large population of adults and discovered that, on the average, each individual has one testicle and one functioning mammary gland?
Five days later, I saw what you did there.