On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, the government mandates that everyone must wear a mask or face arrest as potential carrier of deadly germs.
On Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, the government mandates that no one may wear a mask because our facial recognition software has to keep track of you. People wearing masks will face arrest as potential criminals.
On Saturdays, the government mandates that everyone wear a full burkha because Allah is great.
These days are subject to change at the whim of your public servants.
They’ve already gone from “ban disposable bags, it is bad for Mother Earth” to “ban reusable bags, they spread germs”.