Dang, we elected the wrong Obama. Malik tweets some good stuff, and doesn’t seem so in love with himself.
Old-Malik thinks to himself, “Surely, if I let this communist dupe claim me as his half-brother, I can use that to my advantage in the US; the land of the free money.”
New-Malik: “Well, now I’ve found out that my pretend half-brother doesn’t’ care about anyone I’m stuck. If I expose myself as a grifter, I will likely be [187]’d. I’ll just show support for the USA on twitter.”
The previous (usurper) president’s name isn’t really Obama, they are not actually brothers or related in any way.