I am sure most Freepers know this, but for the few that don’t,
even in the early 90s there was no toilet paper in the Eastern Bloc.
The solution was to cut PRAVDA in to squares.
In Poland, there was a specific job older ladies had to do just this - -
And there was a little stack of PRAVDA squares by the toilet.
Maybe you can think of a modern equivalent!
We have started paperbagging the LA Times, should it come to that!