Oh no, I’m in deep crap now. I just snuck (Sneaked?) out and drove my car down 3300 Street and turned into Harmon’s at the Brickyard for a twelve pack of Budweiser.
Lucky me I made it home without being caught. Sure seemed like there are a lot of lawbreakers out there though. The store was really busy.
The only reason you were not jailed is because SLC ends at 2100 South.
Hey there Binger.
Somthin happen?
I was down in the den cleaning my AR, chewing on a grilled ribeye while watching Criminal Minds (I’m to season 3) and sipping on some Evan Williams and branch water with my 140 pound rotties.
My concern can be measured in pico-giveashits. Not only do I not live in Salt Lake, I don’t even go there.
Guess I need to scoot over to mormon church owned ksl to see what mormon church owned governor hairbrain Herbert has done.
Bud was actually on the shelf?
No 3.2 beer?
HMMMmmm
How were the other shelves stocked?
Got bread? TP?? Hamburger???
Curelom steaks?
Whatcha doin’ in SLC instead of Mt. Carmel?
“...I just snuck out and drove...to Harmons at the Brickyard for a twelve pack of Budweiser. Lucky me I made it home without being caught.”
Yeah, a Mormon cop would have ticketed you for violating the Word of Wisdom, ordered you to read the entire Pearl of Great Price, then wished you a Merry Smithmas.
;^)