Isn’t it amazing that the “married to a woman” detail would be necessary to include for a full description?
In that same vein; a while back this guy was holed up in his house and had a shotgun and was contemplating suicide. The cops didn’t storm the house but eventually the guy did kill himself with the shotgun. On the news after the woman bobble head reported the story and stopped, the guy bobble head next to her looked into the camera and said “he also had a concealed weapons permit” - now what that had to do with anything one wonders.
What’s her name, Down Low?