Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

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[Silentgypsy]

I still don’t know how you do it.

[Silentgypsy]

Great sentiment.

[Tax-chick]

One day at a time. Also, naps with Jake.

[Silentgypsy]

Good to hear you're well.

Stay safe, y'all.

[Silentgypsy]

Strangely, that makes sense.

[ArGee]

w00t!

[ArGee]

Wellden.

Bye. I’ll be back when we’re allowed.

[moose07]

It does doesn’t it.
Without a fifth dimension to experiment with, we’ll stick with it. (For now). :)

[Monkey Face]

LOL!! Thanks!! I’ll try to remember that!

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

Morning Floof is all tuckered out!

Good morning.

It’s Official. I have The S-l-o-w-s today.

I read an article about Walmart and I have no idea how the new “rules” are going to work for me. Standing and waiting is worse for me than anything. I hope the quarantine is lifted before they can implement all the rules.

I’d do the grocery pick-up but it has a $30 minimum and I don’t have that much to work with.

Oh well. This is temporary, so I’ll just have to buckle up and hang on.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. Kitteh fell down.

If you need $30 at a time for pickup, just let me know.

I probably won’t have to deal with it, because DP will find that he “needs” things a lot sooner than I will. “We need X!” some child will say. “No, you want X. That’s not the same thing,” I will reply, but they’ll persuade their dad.

No skin off my nose ...

[Monkey Face]

Yes, I’m familiar with the “needing” things. I was taught from a child to make a list in order of “needs” and then after that was “wants.” Those are hard decisions for a child to discern.

Igor, however, was one who found that money burned a hole in his pockets, and even when we were at our poorest he still wanted to spend the money when it came in.

[Tax-chick]

That’s life for you.

I had hoped to get a little more sleep, but Jake wasn’t having any of that. Obnoxious kitteh.

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, by the way! I didn’t mean to ignore your offer!

Now, I’m going to walk over to the mailbox.

[Tax-chick]

Not atall. Walk carefully! I’m going to get on the treadmill and listen to Jonah Goldberg. It’s good for my nerves.

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you.

[Tax-chick]

You're welcome. Have a whole caboodle!

[Monkey Face]

I did. I found some curtains. And a swag that may go very well in here. If I can figure out how to get it up without moving the desk...