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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: beverlyhills; california; conronavirus; coronaviruschallenge; darwinaward; darwinneedssacrifice; doesthislookinfected; gayshawnmendes; homosexualagenda; koalaoil; larz; molassessmiasma; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; stupid; tiktok; toilet; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; unghandmoose; windowlicker
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. Time to clean up this joint: I can’t bring Fluffy the Baby Penguin over while toilet humor is being indulged!


261 posted on 03/25/2020 2:58:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The mark of a decent society is that it resists the temptation to spurn the defenseless.")
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To: null and void

I’m so glad I left NV when I did. That gangster Sisolak has been in bed with Reid and his buddy Guido for a lotta years. It’s my home state, but I prefer to think of it as it was when I first went back — beautiful and quaint.


262 posted on 03/25/2020 3:01:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Tax-chick

Dat Morning Floof looks askeert of toilet humor, poor thing.

Good morning.

I missed a LOT of fun, with my stupid hours, but the point is, we finally have new digs, and I, for one, like the lower numbers because the higher ones are a long ways away!

Nothing planned for today, except those usual quarantine activities. It’s a good thing I already know how to do this!


263 posted on 03/25/2020 3:18:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. I find “quarantine” very familiar, too!

As soon as I give Kathleen her breakfast, I’m getting on the treadmill. After that, I’ll see what the byos have accomplished regarding squaring away the back bedroom. It’s astonishing the way they can look at all the scattered debris and random skivvies and say, “What needs to be cleaned up?”


264 posted on 03/25/2020 3:58:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The mark of a decent society is that it resists the temptation to spurn the defenseless.")
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To: Covenantor; Darksheare

You did hear the CEO of the Port Authority tested positive, right?

And me, lucky enough to be working in the same building where his office is.

However, starting week 2 of semi-quarantine and no symptoms yet. I may be someone who got out of NYC without bringing COVID-19 with me.


265 posted on 03/25/2020 4:06:47 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Tax-chick
“What needs to be cleaned up?”

It's a Guy Thing. I think there is a specific "See No Mess" gene, or at the least, an "I Didn't Do That" gene.

266 posted on 03/25/2020 4:07:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Good morning, everyone. Happy Wednesday.

Last Wednesday I was playing “Escape from New York.”

This Wednesday I just woke up early for some reason.


267 posted on 03/25/2020 4:08:54 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

268 posted on 03/25/2020 4:11:50 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

I’ll be surprised if Southern Utah sees any cases of COVID-19. LOTS of farmers and ranchers here, so overall, the populace is quite healthy.

Since you’re on my prayer list, I would be surprised if you got the virus. I mean, prayer works, especially if asked in faith. ;o]


269 posted on 03/25/2020 4:12:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: ArGee

Your brain is still on a work schedule!


270 posted on 03/25/2020 4:13:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

Back from the exercise event. I’ve been reading some Kipling.

In one story, an Army officer asks Kipling’s writer-narrator, “Can you lie?” and the narrator replies. “Certainly! It’s my profession!”


271 posted on 03/25/2020 5:20:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The mark of a decent society is that it resists the temptation to spurn the defenseless.")
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; Monkey Face

Some people take pride in lying. Not me.

I’m too lazy to lie. It’s too much effort trying to remember to whom you said this or that, so I just tell the truth of what I remember.

So instead of taking pride in lying, I take pride in laziness.


272 posted on 03/25/2020 5:49:03 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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To: Tax-chick

Wow...Stuff is going on and on and on!

I always liked Kipling! But I never learned how to Kiple properly.


273 posted on 03/25/2020 7:31:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: NicknamedBob

If you’re an author, you can lie and be lazy and make money doing it. :o])


274 posted on 03/25/2020 7:32:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Monkey Face

Theoretically. I like writing, but I suck at marketing. Too much of a curmudgeon and a hermit.

On the bright side, I’m perfectly set up for the current social distancing. Everybody off my lawn!


275 posted on 03/25/2020 7:37:30 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

We just got a nice note from the Mayor of Boring, telling everyone to be nice, stay home if possible, help a neighbor, etc.


276 posted on 03/25/2020 7:39:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The mark of a decent society is that it resists the temptation to spurn the defenseless.")
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To: NicknamedBob

See? I keep trying to tell people that the only hard part of this quarantine is not being able to shop at 0400 any more. Now, I have to wait.


277 posted on 03/25/2020 7:40:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Tax-chick

The only official email I’ve gotten about it is from the Church.

One woman at Lin’s this morning said there were five cases of COVID-19 in St George and I don’t believe a word of it.

I wonder how fast that will spread, since about a dozen people heard her?


278 posted on 03/25/2020 7:42:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Monkey Face

Union County is sending notices, too. They said there were 14 cases, I think, a couple of days ago.


279 posted on 03/25/2020 7:44:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The mark of a decent society is that it resists the temptation to spurn the defenseless.")
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

“has CNN blamed Trump yet?”

I expect Nutty Nancy to condemn the president because he did not use his own money to pay for Don’t Lick Me signs for every toilet in America.


280 posted on 03/25/2020 7:53:16 AM PDT by RipSawyer ((I need some green first and then we'll talk a new deal!))
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