Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[Monkey Face]

In this episode, Rocky has taken on female form, possibly competing with Natasha Badanoff.

The Moose is useful.

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

I’ve never seen a cat tree quite like that! And yet, the morning floof wants something green to eat.

Good morning.

I’m ready to go, but have a bad case of the jitters. I’ll survive them, but life is never what we expect.

[Tax-chick]

I would have the jitters, too! Let me know when you arrive safely.

[Monkey Face]

Favorite Son sent me a text just before I was ready to head for the shower, wishing me luck and asking for info at various time points.

That was sweet of him. Favorite Daughter has been sending a Bitmoji text to me almost every day for the last two weeks. Yesterday, she sent me a photo of the bed I’ll be sleeping in. How much fun can one person have? ;o]

I think I have everything in the right places, and hope with the new policies in place it doesn’t take me long to get through security. Which is a pain any way you look at it. Maybe next time I fly, I’ll take a plane out of SLC, since I hate McCarran. The six-hour shuttle ride is daunting, though.

[Monkey Face]

Oh, yes.

While at Walmart yesterday, I saw a box of 50 face masks for $17. Pre-WuFlu was $2.50.

[ArGee]

Female Rocky was going to lose her position next to the moose, but the SCOTUS saved her.

[ArGee]

We haz Wednesday. Happy Wednesday.

Now, how do I get down from here?

Our puppy is now 9 weeks old. She deposit some solid waste in her space last night, then barked to notify us, then stepped in it. We were up from 2-2:30 cleaning up. At least she only tracked on her pee pads.

This is going to be a long day.

[ArGee]

Now Sam’s family can’t buy them from China. Many things will cost more until the PRC learns to behave.

[Monkey Face]

Sam had a good idea but his family has gotten greedy and has ruined what Sam built up.

He invented lay-away, but he was barely cold when the family did away with it.

It was his idea to sell good quality stuff for low prices, but Bill Clinton got bad quality stuff for the same “low” prices and now, most everything in Sam Wall’s is Made in PRC.

[Monkey Face]

I’m sorry about the Puppy Accident. She was probably very embarrassed, which is why she woke you up so loudly.

Hopefully, better days are coming.

And now, I have to go through the final check of things to make sure all is safe here, and that all my necessities are necessarily packed where they’re supposed to be.

Next post from me will be from a Denver suburb.

[Tax-chick]

The puppy will mature more quickly than a human infant.

[ArGee]

Tis true. But she doesn’t wear diapers.

[Tax-chick]

True.

[ArGee]

I guess it’s so quiet in here because Face has gone wandering.

[Tax-chick]

I’ve been trying to do useful stuff, like naps with cats.

[ArGee]

Eileigh took a nap with me on Saturday, I think. I didn’t nap because she is restricted to the floor. I don’t have nearly enough padding to sleep. But my daughter told me she got a cute snap.

[Tax-chick]

It’s not the same. I wouldn’t nap with Jake if he were on the floor.

‘Face reports that she has arrived safely at her destination and been provided supper.

[Monkey Face]

Wandering 'Face is reporting in for duty because it's time. 'Nite!

[Darksheare]

Currently protecting gates from bunnies with wrenches.