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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Monkey Face

I went outside to commune with trees. They don’t have much to say, which is nice.


2,601 posted on 06/14/2020 7:21:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

Ah, yes. The slight whisper of the leaves, the songs of the wild birds, a few buzzing insects... Great place to be. It’s windy here.

I was in the bathroom, washing my hands and both lights above the sink went out. Usually, its one at a time. I went to change them and the cover snapped off in my hands. It’s on a hinge but it broke. Normally, I’ll go in from the side and remove and replace a bulb, but since it was both, I thought it would be easier to lift the cover. HAH!

So tomorrow, I get to tell Chuck.

In checking its progress, the printer has made it to Chicago, as of last night. :o] I don’t think it will be here before Wednesday.

When I go to do the wash tomorrow early, I’ll put in my vacation hold card.


2,602 posted on 06/14/2020 7:51:28 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Sounds like a plan.

I’m feeling cranky and agitated today. Maybe I’ll spend more time with trees later.


2,603 posted on 06/14/2020 8:05:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m so sorry you feel out of sorts. I hate when I get that way and as a result, I usually try not to subject other people to my pouty whims.

And I have such horrible mood swings with CFIDS. Unpredictable and filled with rage. So I don’t think it’s fair for other people to have to put up with me when I get that way.

Anyway, I hope you feel better, soon.


2,604 posted on 06/14/2020 8:47:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

My plans including singing at Mass, a nap with Jake, and then maybe more trees.


2,605 posted on 06/14/2020 8:59:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

More trees will make your day mo’ bettah da kine!


2,606 posted on 06/14/2020 10:26:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I sat in the back yard under a tree and read a book and talked to Jake. Jake has a great deal to say about trees, mainly, “Mao.”


2,607 posted on 06/14/2020 3:10:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

:o])


2,608 posted on 06/15/2020 12:29:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: Monkey Face; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; ...

2,609 posted on 06/15/2020 2:14:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

The morning floof looks like Black Beard!

Good morning.

The laundry is done, and I seem to have hit a rock or landed in the Sargasso Sea. I have no idea what to do next. Wha’ hoppen?

It will all come to me, I’m sure. For now, I’m just going to sit here and let the pain dissipate for a bit. Maybe listen to another uplifting talk in a few minutes.


2,610 posted on 06/15/2020 2:26:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. I’m sure I have laundry in progress, but I don’t do anything with it until DP gets up. I dreamed that former resident moved back in. It was not pleasant.


2,611 posted on 06/15/2020 2:30:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh, argh. That had to be in the nightmare category.

It’s time to go hang the sleep shirts and then I’ll try to figure out what is next. Maybe I’ll work on the toiletry thingys. Or make the bed. Or panic.


2,612 posted on 06/15/2020 3:26:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Don’t panic. It doesn’t help.

And yes, it was a nightmare.


2,613 posted on 06/15/2020 4:04:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning. We had lots of naps over the weekend. She sleeps better through the night but when the sun is up, so is she.

I had a friend from Britain who used to say, “Two people divided by a common tongue.”


2,614 posted on 06/15/2020 4:15:07 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Good morning. Happy Monday.

Almost, but not quite, into a new morning routine with the puppy.


2,615 posted on 06/15/2020 4:15:53 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee

It’s good to get up with the sun! I have cats to help with that.


2,616 posted on 06/15/2020 4:16:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

Ok. The toiletries are done, but it took me longer than I anticipated. I’ll finish packing as soon as I decide what to wear for the trip. GAH! What am I DOING???

I don’t recall ever seeing a bird stretch when they wake up, but Camilla/Godzilla stretches when she wakes up! It’s the equivalent of raising her arms above her head, then stretching one leg at a time. Entertainment, for sure!

Now, I’ll rest for a bit, then go make the bed. The shirts are hanging up, the vacation hold card is in the outgoing mail box, and except for getting some change for a tip for the shuttle driver, and any vending machines I come across, I think I’m about good to go.

The bird need to be cleaned up and fed. but that’s a five-minute job, so, no biggie.


2,617 posted on 06/15/2020 4:35:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: ArGee

I’m so happy you have a puppy to wake up to. I bet she’s beginning to fill the void.


2,618 posted on 06/15/2020 4:38:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee

I got an email from the bishop, and we will start going back to meetings, but with the “unusual” masks and no handshakes, and an empty pew between folks. We’ll be going alphabetically, so if I wanted to go, I would be in the 1030 time slot. It’s only once a month for now, and Sunday is our day, but guess who won’t be there? And of course, they’re cautioning ol’ folks like me not to go. :o[


2,619 posted on 06/15/2020 4:45:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("I can't think of a tagline." ~~ Darksheare ~~)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t mind getting up with the sun, but both my daughter and my wife are not morning people. And the puppy is, for now, insistent that if she’s up she gets a human nearby.

Since she hasn’t developed any habits that let me trust her out with me, it’s a bit of a challenge.

Today, during normal “wakey” hours, she’s going to learn she can be alone in her enclosure with the door closed.


2,620 posted on 06/15/2020 5:05:57 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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