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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^
| March 23 2020
| Kane
Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter
TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: beverlyhills; california; conronavirus; coronaviruschallenge; darwinaward; darwinneedssacrifice; doesthislookinfected; gayshawnmendes; homosexualagenda; koalaoil; larz; molassessmiasma; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; stupid; tiktok; toilet; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; unghandmoose; windowlicker
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To: TigersEye
Yeah, the black vultures have driven the reds off.
We had a pair living in our back yar until the black vultures “spoiled the nest” so to speak.
Drove off the reds and haven’t left since.
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posted on
03/24/2020 8:13:21 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: BradyLS
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posted on
03/24/2020 8:24:33 PM PDT
by
Liberal Anti Venom
(In a free society, the last refuge of a moron is tyranny. ~Jeremy Egerer~)
To: lepton
ah ok, thank- wasn’t aware of that-
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posted on
03/24/2020 8:47:18 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Liberal Anti Venom
Mine, too, but only the Grim Reaper can bestow the award posthumously to the winners.
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posted on
03/24/2020 8:47:51 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Darksheare
Those last 40 posts were comedy gold!
A six was declared by the umpire.
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posted on
03/24/2020 11:14:27 PM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
To: moose07
But a “howzat” was called when an unbludgeoned mime wandered onto the pitch.
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posted on
03/24/2020 11:42:32 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
A finger was raised the Six still stood.
The Mime, it approached the Crease.
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posted on
03/24/2020 11:49:59 PM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
To: moose07
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posted on
03/25/2020 1:30:24 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
Yay! Is the moving van in the shop?
Nice digs. Er... It has sort of a medicinal smell to it.
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posted on
03/25/2020 1:48:25 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: Darksheare
Aw, shucks. T’warnt nuthin’!
Thanks for moving us!
Chocolate chip cookies and hot chocolate on the mezzanine as usual with a move, so we can just make it Home!
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posted on
03/25/2020 1:50:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: moose07; Darksheare
I have such a great team!!! Thanks, guys!
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posted on
03/25/2020 1:52:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: Monkey Face
Moving van sped off right through the end of the road.
Many mimes were harmed.
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posted on
03/25/2020 1:56:15 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: ArGee
I actually have a sneeze as my pill alert.
Pretty funny.
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posted on
03/25/2020 1:58:18 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: sionnsar; NoCmpromiz; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Altariel; Anoreth; ...
Hey, Ganag!
Most of you have already gotten the ping, and have responded but I was asleep when we moved so I’m just checking in.
I hope the place is suitable for the Duration! Now, I’m off to the shower!!
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posted on
03/25/2020 2:01:57 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
03/25/2020 2:03:16 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("The mark of a decent society is that it resists the temptation to spurn the defenseless.")
To: Rebelbase; Darksheare; moose07; Tax-chick; All
I haven’t read all the posts through since we appropriated your thread, Rebelbase, but in case I missed it, Thanks for letting us have this insanity to play with!
We, of the Undead Thread, salute you! We will make you proud!
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posted on
03/25/2020 2:42:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: Darksheare; Rebelbase
LOL! Well, we’re here, and in case I missed it, I just thanked Rebelbase. If it has already been done, it’s done again!
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posted on
03/25/2020 2:44:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: GOPJ; Darksheare
We, of the Undead Thread, have the Stupid category covered! We have, since 2004, appropriated one stupid thread after another! You’re certainly free to join us if you wish. Darksheare and I have the ping lists (they differ slightly) so either one of us can add you if you wish.
It’s an extremely low volume ping list, but you will henceforth be invited to all the stupid threads we can find!
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posted on
03/25/2020 2:49:21 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: moose07
...(Google this all a bit of fun not fact) I don't "Goober" any subject. I use DuckSuckGo.com. No tracking. Mojeek is good, too.
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posted on
03/25/2020 2:53:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
To: null and void
He's probably licked a lot of rims...Very punny, Nully!
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posted on
03/25/2020 2:54:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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