Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

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Yes. One must literally be prepared for a metaphor...

[Tax-chick]

For the record, the End has not yet arrived in these parts, although it was touch-and-go when I moved Jake away from my pillow.

[Darksheare]

My cat was yelling at me this morning.
Seems she was upset with my being asleep.

[Tax-chick]

Mine walk all over me when they’re upset that I’m still asleep when they want to go outside.

[ArGee]

<snerk/>

[ArGee]

Just run downtown. There are apparently pallets of bricks just there for the taking.

[Darksheare]

Since I work the overnight and have to sleep during daylight, I have to wear a sleep mask.
Well, my cat decided to pull it off, bat it around and yell at it and I.
She was very upset about it.

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I don't need the bricks, I need the brick maker...

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

Pensive floof.... I love that phase of a catnap!!

Good morning.

I just got the pills sorted for the next week, and in a while, I’ll go to Wally’s and get water and food things.

It’s still cold in these here parts but at least the wind isn’t blowing.

I got an email from Frontier this morning that says I have to wear a mask from the boarding area, on the flight and and until I leave the next boarding area. I call BS.

[Tax-chick]

Tell them you’re protesting racism. “I can’t breathe!”

Good morning. It’s hot here already and very humid. I have to go to Walmart, too.

[Monkey Face]

They’ll probably want a doctor’s note, but I’ll just play the D&A Card: Disabled and Aged. I WILL take my water on the plane, and I WILL take a snack if I feel like it.

Now I’m going to go open the bedroom window. Rain washed out the Dismally Inept folks from finishing their work yesterday — the could work in the cold wind, but not the cold rainy wind.

[Tax-chick]

We expect more rain. The cats have been out, but now they’re done with it.

[Monkey Face]

The mask requirement has add more stress to the trip preparations, and I resent the heck out of it. But they’re not going to beat me. I’ll just pretend they don’t exist. I’m good at that.

[Tax-chick]

I think it’s a Commie Plot to makes us all crazy.

Imagine all your irritants on a paper boat, sailing down the drain, and then your stream is clean and clear.

Or something like that.

[Tax-chick]

I lost 1.7 lbs this week. A shadow of my former self.

[Monkey Face]

Well, I’ll just slip the mask off whenever I have a chance, but leave it hanging on an ear when not in use. That would constitute “wearing it.”

They already have me listed ass “disabled” and they also have my birth date, so I suspect I may have more latitude than others.

:o])

[Monkey Face]

Congratulations! If I could only lose that much.... I’m losing but its taking forever. One thing is certain, and that is that this time 2021, I’ll need smaller clothes!

Getting my stuff together is more difficult as I move from clothing to facial products. I need small containers, and Walmart isn’t as up to it as they used to be. I did find hand sanitizer, so I’ll have it for the trip because your never know. Of course, I’ll also wear gloves.

[Tax-chick]

Back from my online WW meeting. Jake tried to get me to go to bed with him, but it’s a little early. I think sorting laundry is my next thing.

[Monkey Face]

I have to put away yesterday’s laundry, but I think it will have to wait for a bit. I need to sit and try to warm up a bit. This cold weather is really getting to me.