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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^
| March 23 2020
| Kane
Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter
TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: beverlyhills; california; conronavirus; coronaviruschallenge; darwinaward; darwinneedssacrifice; doesthislookinfected; gayshawnmendes; homosexualagenda; koalaoil; larz; molassessmiasma; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; stupid; tiktok; toilet; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; unghandmoose; windowlicker
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To: Tax-chick
W00t! My unbirthday present to you!
And thank you for all the birthday wishes. RB asked me what I was going to do to celebrate, and I told him nothing, because I blew all my stimulus check!
So we’re going to meet up at the Cheese Importers in Longmont, if they’re open by then, because he doesn’t think his wife will make it through the car museum. That means my Favorite Daughter and her squeeze and I will see the museum, and I’ll give RB the books you and I have slobbered on.
I’m getting excited, now!
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posted on
05/15/2020 7:59:50 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
To: Monkey Face
I’m excited for you. Send me a postcard from the car museum!
1,902
posted on
05/15/2020 8:26:27 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
To: Tax-chick
I’ll do that! Now I’m getting excited about the trip!
1,903
posted on
05/15/2020 8:49:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
To: Monkey Face
Drama Queen is here to pick up the things she left. We had everything sitting by the door and rushed it out to her trunk before she could offer an opinion on it! Anything she doesn’t want, she can sell or donate.
1,904
posted on
05/15/2020 9:51:44 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
To: Tax-chick
Aw, jeeze. If it ain’t one darn thing...
I’m hope she won’t come back to see if you’ll let her look around.
1,905
posted on
05/15/2020 9:56:33 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
To: Monkey Face
She’s hanging out with the pets. It’s worth it to get the gunk hauled off.
1,906
posted on
05/15/2020 9:59:39 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
To: Tax-chick
Be sure to count your pets when she leaves....
1,907
posted on
05/15/2020 10:02:21 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
To: Monkey Face
I offer a lizard to everyone who comes by, but they never take them!
I finished the Thursday WSJ crossword. They like to be tricky late in the week, so I feel super smart if I complete any later than Wednesday.
1,908
posted on
05/15/2020 10:34:49 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
To: Monkey Face
She’s not leaving. I’m going upstairs with my book until Whenever.
1,909
posted on
05/15/2020 10:42:41 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
To: Tax-chick
Good for you on solving the WSJ crossword! I only got half a jigsaw done this morning.
Maybe the migraine has something to do with it. Or maybe its an ice pick headache. Or maybe it’s both.
1,910
posted on
05/15/2020 10:47:52 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...
Well, I actually got this open this morning to try to say hello, but I had to reboot my machine and ... well ... Happy Friday afternoon. It’s almost the weekend.
1,911
posted on
05/15/2020 11:47:02 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: Tax-chick
I have a shower. I remember when I took it.
1,912
posted on
05/15/2020 11:47:45 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: Tax-chick
I used to read a lot of fiction, but I canceled my subscription to USA Today.
1,913
posted on
05/15/2020 11:48:46 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: Tax-chick
1,914
posted on
05/15/2020 11:50:57 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: ArGee; Tax-chick
"I used to read a lot of fiction, but I canceled my subscription to USA Today." Someone, I don't remember who, once said that all literature is a branch of Science Fiction. Since the truth of that statement depends on your definition for Science Fiction, it is to that extent true.
When I ran out of the kind of Science Fiction I wanted to read, I started writing my own. I've even shared some of it.
1,915
posted on
05/15/2020 12:04:41 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
To: ArGee
Did anyone notice the shower was missing?
1,916
posted on
05/15/2020 12:23:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
To: ArGee; NicknamedBob
You didn’t miss much. It was just another Friday, and now, its a done Friday and I’m going to go get warm.
Have a safe weekend, guys.
1,917
posted on
05/15/2020 12:26:51 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In case no one else is telling you, the world will not be better without you. ~ Al Carroway ~)
To: Monkey Face; ArGee
I wonder if anyone ever wished for Willie Sutton to have a safe weekend.
1,918
posted on
05/15/2020 12:56:23 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
To: ArGee; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Whenever has arrived. Happy Friday to all, again!
1,919
posted on
05/15/2020 1:11:58 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
To: NicknamedBob
1,920
posted on
05/15/2020 1:12:16 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books! (Washington County, UT, Library))
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