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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^
| March 23 2020
| Kane
Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter
TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: beverlyhills; california; conronavirus; coronaviruschallenge; darwinaward; darwinneedssacrifice; doesthislookinfected; gayshawnmendes; homosexualagenda; koalaoil; larz; molassessmiasma; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; stupid; tiktok; toilet; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; unghandmoose; windowlicker
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To: Darksheare; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ..
Whut!? I won!
1,541
posted on
04/30/2020 2:20:27 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Make an animal friend today!)
To: Tax-chick
T storms ran away.
Only rain here too.
Morning kitty assassinated that plant, it knew too much.
1,542
posted on
04/30/2020 2:29:26 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
The people came back before he could chew all the leaves off and then throw up.
1,543
posted on
04/30/2020 2:30:38 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Make an animal friend today!)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
His camouflage didn’t work.
Good morning.
I don’t think I like taking the morphine at night, like they want me to. Last night, I woke up three times, and was awake for over an hour each time, with, of course, racing thoughts. *sigh* My body hates me. :o|
I’ve been busy this morning, but I can’t tell you how. Just that my back is hurting, right now because I’ve been on my feet almost as long as I’ve been awake.
1,544
posted on
04/30/2020 3:13:27 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
To: Darksheare
Monday, you can’t live with it, you can’t escape it.
1,545
posted on
04/30/2020 4:13:51 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: null and void
I lived there, the city where the pigeons constantly outsmart the peepul.
1,546
posted on
04/30/2020 4:15:03 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...
Once again we haz Friday Eve.
Happy Friday Eve, everyone.
1,547
posted on
04/30/2020 4:16:31 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: Monkey Face; ArGee
Good morning, epople. Happy ante-Friday!
In greater world news, today is D-minus-1 for the departure of Drama Queen to her own personally-paid-for lodging. Woo-hoo!!!
1,548
posted on
04/30/2020 4:18:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Make an animal friend today!)
To: Tax-chick
Congratulations on your new-found freedom!
I hope it meets all of your expectations!
Today, with luck, I will get things done that I didn’t do yesterday, and then payday will be done with for another month.
Ace Hardware sent me a $5 Birthday coupon, and I’m going to get a bug light for the front porch light. Then the oil change and then the library. Tomorrow, I’ll go to Dollar Tree for birthday and Mother’s Day cards, and then to Lin’s to see if they have the beer I like. Hopefully, there will be enough centavos to get a six-pack.
1,549
posted on
04/30/2020 5:18:01 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
To: Monkey Face
AWWWW NUTZ!!!
Frontier now wants me to fly out of McCarran at 1942 which puts me in Denver at 2251. Otherwise, I’m supposed to call them. GAH!!!!
1,550
posted on
04/30/2020 5:21:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
To: Monkey Face
Oh, thanks for reminding me that I need to mail a birthday card to my mother and a Mothers’ Day card to DP’s stepmother!
Regarding the upcoming liberation, I’m trying to have low expectations to begin with, and it will take a while for the trauma symptoms to abate, I’m sure.
As soon as we get home from the campout (next Thursday), I’ll hire a cleaning service to make the room as good as it can be, and then we’ll get the Epic Fail Painting Service to repaint, if they like, and then we’ll move Vlad and Frank in there and fill the closet with the family’s items, and ... I’m waffling on “change the locks.”
1,551
posted on
04/30/2020 5:23:17 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Make an animal friend today!)
To: Monkey Face
Oh, that’s way too late in the day for you, isn’t it?
1,552
posted on
04/30/2020 5:24:02 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Make an animal friend today!)
To: Tax-chick
What’s to waffle about changing the locks? And also the remote for the garage door? That would be my choice...
;o])
1,553
posted on
04/30/2020 5:39:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
To: Tax-chick
That would make me sick beyond being able to visit. I would be as sick as I was the day after I was taken to Vegas for a First-Ever Hockey game. I don’t have enough from for the extra clothes I would have to bring, or money to replace the ones I would have to throw away.
I don’t know how I’m going to make this work. I WILL have to call them!
1,554
posted on
04/30/2020 5:43:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"Ace Hardware sent me a $5 Birthday coupon, and I’m going to get a bug light for the front porch light. Then the oil change and then the library. Tomorrow, I’ll go to Dollar Tree for birthday and Mother’s Day cards, and then to Lin’s to see if they have the beer I like. Hopefully, there will be enough centavos to get a six-pack." .
Wow! ... You sure know how to stretch five dollars!
1,555
posted on
04/30/2020 5:46:03 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
To: NicknamedBob
It’s all in the perception, Bob. Mine is obviously off by about $50. CFIDS. I can’t even construct a proper sentence. :o|
1,556
posted on
04/30/2020 6:04:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
To: Monkey Face
Yes, you will have to call them. The garage door isn’t an issue. I’ll withhold judgment on the door locks ... depends on Events.
1,557
posted on
04/30/2020 6:24:17 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Make an animal friend today!)
To: Tax-chick
One doesn’t know the full results of stirring a hornet’s nest until its been done.
1,558
posted on
04/30/2020 6:36:48 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
To: Monkey Face
I’m hoping the parting will be of great happiness to ALL parties.
1,559
posted on
04/30/2020 6:40:04 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Make an animal friend today!)
To: Tax-chick
I hope so too! She really needs to be on her own. Has Elen gone back to Duty, yet?
1,560
posted on
04/30/2020 6:46:18 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
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