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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Tax-chick

LOL! I’m dying for a cheeseburger. I want one from Dairy Queen since they make the best burgers I’ve had since my kids were home! I’ll check their website and maybe go to the drive-up window today.


1,341 posted on 04/24/2020 7:11:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: Monkey Face

We used to stop at Dairy Queen all the time when driving around Texas in the 1980s. My favorite meal was vanilla soft-serve, onion rings, and Diet Coke.


1,342 posted on 04/24/2020 7:12:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Tax-chick

Onion rings are a bonus!


1,343 posted on 04/24/2020 7:13:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: Monkey Face

Perfect with the ice cream. And ketchup.


1,344 posted on 04/24/2020 7:45:59 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy
"According to that, the spell check is enabled, but when i type i, it’s still lower case. It bothers me."

It's just Murphy's Law remminding you to be humble.

If you were me, you'd write a poem about it.

The Dotted i

It was a while ago you know,
That someone crossed a tee,
And as a consequence began,
The process that became a me.

A bit of punctuation, really,
Nothing of immortal consequence,
Punctiliously pointing out the jots,
And tittles in the whence,

By which a record is recorded,
And another page is added, to get ...
Another book for yet another shelf,
That no one's got around to reading yet.

So if you are concerned that history,
Has expectations, and that you have to do it,
Like me, you will have had a humble start,
And your i will soon have gotten a round tuit.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . June 1, 2008

1,345 posted on 04/24/2020 7:47:45 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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To: Tax-chick

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Tax-chick to Monkey Face
Perfect with the ice cream. And ketchup.

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I am sorry but that went by on my stream and I find it very funny. Friday silly!


1,346 posted on 04/24/2020 7:49:11 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: mad_as_he$$

Sometimes a non-sequitur is all you need.

Happy Friday!


1,347 posted on 04/24/2020 7:58:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes! Now I really want the cheeseburger! All this talk has made me hungry!


1,348 posted on 04/24/2020 8:14:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: NicknamedBob

I like that! I had a Round Tuit, but I gave it to my son! ;o]


1,349 posted on 04/24/2020 8:33:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: Monkey Face

I was thinking of you when I wrote it, twelve years ago.

See, I do think of you once in a while.


1,350 posted on 04/24/2020 9:05:42 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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To: NicknamedBob

You say the sweetest things, Bob! Thanks!! :o])


1,351 posted on 04/24/2020 10:00:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

Mrs. ArGee has been looking for Comet for weeks. She saw on-line that Wally’s said they had some so she gave it a shot.

They had a LOT. I guess they are pushing their distributors to give them supplies even if supermarkets get nothing.

Mrs. ArGee was able to pick up a few additional items as well. But she just missed some hand sanitizer.


1,352 posted on 04/24/2020 10:25:22 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

Tell your wife to look in the travel-size bins for hand sanitizer. I found some this morning, when the other shelves were stripped of it.


1,353 posted on 04/24/2020 11:08:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: ArGee

I love Comet, but I’m not into hand sanitizer.


1,354 posted on 04/24/2020 11:35:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

I use Comet for hand sanitizer.

OK, seriously, I don’t use it much. But I have used it more since our good friend from Wuhan came to visit our country.


1,355 posted on 04/24/2020 12:51:05 PM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"I use Comet for hand sanitizer."

For those occasions, after you've worked your fingers to the bone, that you want to clean your bones as well.

1,356 posted on 04/24/2020 1:47:43 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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1,357 posted on 04/24/2020 2:39:46 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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To: moose07

Howya, moose07! Jonah Goldberg just did a podcast with a guy from England. He had a cute accent and said you are having warm weather.


1,358 posted on 04/24/2020 2:55:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: NicknamedBob; ArGee; Monkey Face; moose07

Comet is great for cleaning Formica countertops and my stovetop.


1,359 posted on 04/24/2020 2:56:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Tax-chick

Good Evening to you TC.

Yes indeed we are having a real scorcher of an April.
The Summer tan is in place already.

Certainly makes a change form the usual Spring procrastination.
No doubt summer will even the score. August has become the de-facto Wet season.

A cute accent, eh.
I’m sounding more and more like the late John Thaw every day. (Inspector Morse)


1,360 posted on 04/24/2020 3:07:48 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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