Here is why the toilet paper is gone- I’ve got a theory.
People bought up all the toilet paper so that they would not have to go to the store to get toilet paper, where they are far more likely to be exposed to Chinese Red Death than they are in their homes.
The problem is you start to run out of various fresh foods before you run out of toilet paper, and you’re basically forced to return to the store, or suffer having to eat your rations.
I think someone posted a recipe to make amphetamine from toilet paper on the internets.
I hear that fried TP isn't too bad as long as you have plenty of ketchup. I don't think the nutritional value is very high though.
My theory is someone knows how to cook TP and is not sharing with us the recipe.....
Hell....I can get fresh frozen meats delivered free....
“Here is why the toilet paper is gone- I’ve got a theory.”
All the big city democrat pica perverts gone wild with the stress.
Back in November I noticed our large King Soopers store started running out of toilet paper. I suspect (wear conspiracy tinfoil hat) that this “crisis” has been orchestrated as far back as then. Let TP run out and people panic.