Posted on 03/18/2020 4:48:53 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
That’s OK some of my Christian ancestors from the 18th and 19th centuries were dead dunked, sealed etc into Mormonism...at least one in the early 1950s and he was given the highest honors to be attained in Joey Smith’s religion... higher than anything any of these mormon FReepers could ever get to..the big ones their profits have to die to get..LOL
OH and also (wait for it This is SPECIAL)
Every descendent dead or already born and living at that time was sealed to him and also got all of those big mucky muck Mormon honors...
THAT INCLUDES ME !!!!
I was about 5 years old !!!
So in my Mormon future....
Celestial Party City forever...
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
like Elsie?
and Mark17??
and Tennessee Nana???
That’s ok, as long as I don’t have to sit next to ole Joey Smith. 😁👍 The truth of the matter, is that I wish all Mormons would repent, and believe the REAL Gospel, and not the “other” gospel of LDS. Since I am an ex catholic, I know what it is like to be in a cult, I have somewhat of an understanding of it.
Well; SOMEONE has to sit next to a nasty sinner!
That’s what Jesus into this world to save; right??
As long as we are telling it like it is, I will go out on a limb, and say I don’t think any of us need to worry about sitting next to Joe Smith in Heaven. I don’t think he will be there.
Mark; the father of a pilot should NOT be reading anti-Mormon mockery; like this:
JESUS: Hey Smith! Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?
JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?
JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?
JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!
JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.
JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!
JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.
JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.
JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?
JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)
JESUS: That's it.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: Nah - it was right.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.
JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.
JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!
JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?
JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....
JESUS: What did you say?
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.
JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.
JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.
JESUS: No...
JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?
JESUS: Nope.
JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!
JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.
JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.
JESUS: No; it wasn't.
JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?
JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?
JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.
JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly FAITHbook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.
JOSEPH SMITH: But....
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