Switch your bills to electronic. Use your phone for payments, you won’t have to touch stuff.
I guess you cold put it in a box for two weeks. I am sure my mortgage company will understand.
If this whole thing ends up making me more dependent on my “SMRT” phone, I’m going to be even crazier than I already am.
I hate that thing, it’s one of my arch enemies in life.
Iphone 7+, nemesis.