"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
(Doing such would have prevented the Manhattan lawyer's supercluster. Stupid autofellatory entitled jack*ff.)
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers” - it’s a lawyer joke
Seth Finkelstein sethf@mit.edu
Few people are unfamiliar with the phrase The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyer. Rueful, mocking, it often expresses the ordinary person’s frustration with the arcana and complexity of law. Sometimes it’s known known that the saying comes from one of Shakespeare’s plays, but usually there’s little awareness beyond that. This gap in knowledge has inspired a myth of “correction”, where it is “explained” that this is line really intended as a praise of the lawyer’s role.
For example, one legal firm states:
“The first thing we do,” said the character in Shakespeare’s Henry VI, is “kill all the lawyers.” Contrary to popular belief, the proposal was not designed to restore sanity to commercial life. Rather, it was intended to eliminate those who might stand in the way of a contemplated revolution — thus underscoring the important role that lawyers can play in society.