It’s hard to believe she has needed 3 abortions as I can’t imagine how much tequila a fellow would have to drink to want to spend that kind of time with her.
It’s hard to believe she’s that stupid! You all need to watch the video! She really thinks abortion is not that evasive and it’s the fault of the emergency room doctors that women die from botched abortions.
That’d take some serious beer goggles there. I’ll bet she’s woke up more than a couple of times with chewed off arms laying in the bed next to her.
Sheesh!! The last time I checked, there are many forms birth control and they are not expensive.
Not tequila.........
Do a search of YouTube for “Nine Coronas”. Very fuuny.
Weird Al Yankovic - Nine Coronas
The girl looks good to me, good to me,
She looked like Pamela Lee
After nine corona??s
I began to kiss her,
Undid her zipper,
She looked like Claudia Schiffer
After nine corona??s
When I met her at the bar,
Se said she was on Baywatch,
When she got into my car,
She looked a lot like Sasquatch
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaaahhhhh
Nine corona??s
She kinda looked like Mr. Spock,
??live long and prosper??
But she was Courtney Cox,
After nine corona??s
We were hot with passion,
We were mashing,
??Cause she looked like Jennifer Anniston
After nine corona??s
Late into the night,
I rode her like a Harley
In the soft candle light,
She looked like Grant Farley
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh
Nine corona??s
She was fat and stinky,
And kinda sticky,
But she looked like Christie Brinkley
After nine corona??s
She looked like Pee Wee Herman,
??that??s my name, don??t wear it out??,
But she was Uma Thurman
After nine corona??s
In our 23rd position,
I think I got a whiplash,
She was really bitchin??,
Except for her moustache
BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh
She was bigger than a Winnabago,
A way to go,
She looked like Lisa Kudrow
After nine corona??s
She was no Cindy Crawford,
Cindy Craford,
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford
After nine corona??s
Open up another bottle,
I started drinking more beer,
So I could wake up,
Next to Heather Locklear
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yaaaaaaaaah
Nine corona??s
I was thinking that too - hard to imagine she would need serial abortions. ick.
I’m going to guess the abortions happened when she was much younger. She might have been cute at 16.
There are stupid, drunk, desperate men out there.
“how much tequila a fellow would have to drink to want to spend that kind of time with her.”
I have been drunk but not that drunk.