For some reason an old Cheech and Chong comedy skit popped into my mind with this one phrase.
“Bailiff; whack his pee pee”. It was about an old man in court for liking young women sexually. I mean, if old guys are being honest with themselves, don’t most old guy like that young stuff even if it’s unattainable?
Now pedophiles are another story altogether.
Firesign theater
Everytime I see a coed/twentysomethings that is attractive, all I have to do is talk to her for three minutes to remind me why I didn’t like college girls even when I was in college!