Your friendly neighborhood Spiderfag.......
Spider-Fag, Spider-Fag
Does a guy then likes to brag.
Spins a web, any size
Catches boys just like flies.
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-Fag.
Spider-Fag, Spider-Fag
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Fag.
S & M?
He gets bored.
Catching twinks is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hook up
You'll find the Spider-Fag!