[C19fan]

A cruise ship is a big floating petri dish.

[AlaskaErik]

I’ve never been on a cruise and I have no intention of ever going on one.

[albie]

I have friends that love cruises but I’d never do one. Weather is always a factor and a sweeping illness seems fairly rare but when it happens it’s devastating. No thanks

[GulfMan]

Who in the right mind is going on a cruise now? Even without the Coronavirus every other freakin’ ship gets Norovirus.

Cruise ships are like spending a week rolling around in a dirty diaper ...

[HombreSecreto]

That’s it - no ‘chum cruises’ for me!

[Prolixus]

The cruise lines need to have a quarantine period for passengers and crew before they set sail.

[HombreSecreto]

Got diarrhea in my shoes
It’s no use layin’ here pukin’ the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin’ to lose
Won’t you let me take you on a puke cruise

Heave, Heave-ee, baby
Heave, Heave-ee, baby
Heave, Heave-ee, baby
Won’t you let me take you on a puke cruise

[moovova]

(Obligatory Airplane movie scene.)

[devane617]

I WILL NEVER GET ON A CRUISE SHIP! Those things are floating petrie dishes of germs and nasty stuff.

[PGR88]

I’ve never understood the attraction of cruises, particularly on giant ships crammed with thousands of other passengers.

[backwoods-engineer]

There is NO WAY I’d get on board one of those floating prisons.

[VTenigma]

I gotta get me one of them thar cruizes, they sound like a hoot! Hint: divest all travel stocks with a cruise component.

[Bonemaker]

[catnipman]

“Vomiting voyagers: Cruise ship returns to US from Caribbean after 300 passengers suffer gastroenteritis”

sounds like a norovirus outbreak, which happens on cruises more often than people realize ...