LOL. GOOD FOR YOU.
Well, I am out $4.99 for one month of burner phone service. It's basically a separate number, and I can use it through the burner app on my iPhone. Might keep it, might not. It would be useful for redirecting spammers, but on the other hand, my real phone number is tied to my credit cards and such. Can't really get away from that now, I don't think.