Coming to bookstores soon: “How to Piss Away a Three-Touchdown Lead and Lose By 20 Points” by Bill O’Brien, former head coach of the #HoustonTexans .
Barbecue is a matter of civic pride in both areas. KC can have the barbecue crown. Texas has prettier girls (and better weather).
My wife is from SW Missouri and is, of course, beautiful.
However, in fairness, the band Little Texas made a compelling counter argument about the qualities of Texas ladies years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbH60wCO-Yw