You bet. He was ticking off all the terrorist attacks. You should have seen the looks on the other people’s faces, and then his—they went straight to a break. LOL
"Hey, fella, we're taking your machete, knives, pickaxe and 20K to the station, but you can pick them up whenever you want..."
"and oh, you better get that rental car back from the airport, they'll charge you $30 a day".
"You don't have a place to stay? Oh, there's a nice B&B down the street.."