When I was lurking I remembered that post and bookmarked it when I decloaked. In short, the poster allegedly was a crazy half of a baking duo that even Gordon Ramsay couldn't handle on TV.
It was the greatest Opus in my mind, but I'm a relative noob...to that end, I copied a long-time poster who said it was the best thread ever.
It was the literary equivalent to cutting a ball of rubber bands in half.
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