Schrödinger's Cat Impeachment: As Nancy refuses to hand over impeachment to the Senate, Trump might be both Impeached and Not Impeached at the same time.
Seinfeld Impeachment: An impeachment about NOTHING.
The ObamaCare Impeachment: You pass the Articles of Impeachment first then figure out what you did doesn't work and hand it off to Chief Justice Roberts to fix.
The Rorschach Test Impeachment: Throw ink against the hearing room wall and interpret it in any way you want. It can be treason to some, bribe to others, and legal exercise of the Separation of Powers to others.
mark
The 6th Sense Impeachment: Where the audience finds out at the end, the Articles of Impeachment were dead the whole time.
:)
CGato