To: SunkenCiv
3 posted on
12/08/2019 7:12:36 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
I've adapted this joke I'd heard many years ago, for use with Islam, but here's the original as I remember it -- during a gig, a musician was playing in a bar in Canada, and suddenly in the darkness, in English with a brogue, someone bellowed, "aw, shut ya gob!" then the two descendants of Scotland started bustin' up the place. As the musician put it, they were locked in their lifelong struggle with their mortal enemy -- other Scots. Hey, it's okay for me to hit my own... :^)
5 posted on
12/08/2019 7:40:34 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: BenLurkin; Army Air Corps
The mystery is, who buried the dead? Sounds like they were in a hurry, so it could have been either side.
7 posted on
12/08/2019 7:46:34 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(...for all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.)
To: sauropod
32 posted on
12/09/2019 4:14:52 AM PST by
sauropod
(Chick Fil-A: Their spines turned out to be as boneless as their chicken patties.)
To: BenLurkin
Such a high price paid by so many generations for the civilization we have today.
Heck, let’s throw it all away so we can buy more stuff!
37 posted on
12/09/2019 3:54:18 PM PST by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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