[BipolarBob]

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

[politicket]

Sung to the tune of “Twinkle, Twinkle”:

Starkle Starkle little Twink
Who the hell are you I think
I’m not under what they call
The alcofluence of inkohol

I’m not drunk as thinkle peep
I’m just a little slort of sheep
Tee martoonies make a guy
Fool so feelish don’t know why

Really don’t know who’s me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get