[SERKIT]

I think I can solve this right now:

Professor Jonathan Turley announces that he self-identifies as a "man of color" thus convincing Rep. Al "Cave Man" Green that impeachment is a bad idea.

We convince Rep. Hank Johnson that it was unfair to have three liberal Democrat professors on the left side of the witness table, and only one dissenting professor on the right side of the table, thus threatening a capsizing of the witness table.

Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee felt that Trump's scheme to invade the Watergate Hotel was ill-conceived, and needs to be the basis of impeachment. We'll just leave it at that.

[Radix]

”We convince Rep. Hank Johnson that it was unfair to have three liberal Democrat professors on the left side of the witness table, and only one dissenting professor on the right side of the table, thus threatening a capsizing of the witness table.”

How come I can never think of stuff as profound as this?