But do ask. She might prefer a vacuum or perhaps a humidifier.
:-)
Actually, I just booked her (us) for a 27 day Mediterranean (Rome to Ft. Lauderdale) cruise for our 50th (next year)
After putting up with this "short, fat, old and grumpy" man for that long, she's earned it!
(Actually, I was a "lean, green fighting machine" when she first got me.)