— Hillary says she’s not a lesbian.—
I have 2nd hand information from a former police chief who talked to one of the Arkansas State Troopers who used to guard the Clintons, who said that she is, in fact, a lesbian.
Hey, if 2nd (or 3rd or 4th) hand information is good enough for the Peach Mint committee, it should be good enough for the rest of us.
#amirite?
I'm going with that grand demshevik* tradition and simply "deeming" it so.
[demshavik= courtesy LJ]