He's got so much BIG GLARING OBJECTIONABLE CRAPTITUDE going on, we really don't have to freeze-frame every little molecule of weirdness.
I nibble my husband's fingertips from time to time, I'll admit. His knuckles too. And yes, we are normal spouses on the friendliest of terms.
LOL!
You Go, Girl!
Get a room! Not for public consumption.
Joe got so worked up, he said, lets go home and listen to words on the record player!